Elvis' poems are written to be performed rather than read and they quite
often change in performance. However, for what it's worth and until such
time as his collected works 'King Of The Ode' is published, here are the
texts for a short selection of his verse together with a few wee explanatory
notes. This selection will be updated/amended from time to time

>	You Can Call Me Dave
>	Justice
>	The Long, Long, Long Goodbye
>	This Land’s Not Your Land A Republican Party Protest Song By A Global Village Idiot Called Backwoodsy Guthrie
>	Turkey Shoot
>	A Game Of Two Halves
>	Portrait Of The Hunger Artist
>	Caveat Compotor
>	Beale Haiku
>	Bible Bashing
	Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen-Powers (listen)
	Christmas in the Country no. 1 (listen)
	I'm A Believer (listen)
	You Can Call Me Dave (listen)
	Jamie Oliver Twist (listen)

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