> You Can Call Me Dave
> Justice
>

The Long, Long, Long Goodbye

> This Land’s Not Your Land
A Republican Party Protest Song
By A Global Village Idiot Called Backwoodsy Guthrie
> Turkey Shoot
>

A Game Of Two Halves

> Portrait Of The Hunger Artist
> Caveat Compotor
> Beale Haiku
> Bible Bashing
>

Pride & Prejudice
by Jane Austen-Powers (listen)

>

Christmas in the Country no. 1 (listen)

> I'm A Believer (listen)
> You Can Call Me Dave (listen)
> Jamie Oliver Twist (listen)

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Look, No, Tie

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Women, Babies, Men
Co-operation, Cohesion, Cocaine?
Never, Ever, Again

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In, Da, Hood
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Spliff, Joint, Toke
Very, Naughty, Boy
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Bloody, Nice, Bloke
Sun, Shiney, Day
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby
Gabba, Gabba, Hey

Drivel, Piffle, Bilge
Yackety, Yack,Yack
Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb
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Silver, Spoon, Face
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Same, Old, Tory
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Brand, New, Package
Blair, Mark, Two

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