Elvis Mcgonagall - performance poet, slam poetry


>	You Can Call Me Dave
>	Justice
>	The Long, Long, Long Goodbye
>	This Land’s Not Your Land A Republican Party Protest Song By A Global Village Idiot Called Backwoodsy Guthrie
>	Turkey Shoot
>	A Game Of Two Halves
>	Portrait Of The Hunger Artist
>	Caveat Compotor
>	Beale Haiku
>	Bible Bashing
>	Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen-Powers (listen)
>	Christmas in the Country no. 1 (listen)
>	I'm A Believer (listen)
>	You Can Call Me Dave (listen)
>	Jamie Oliver Twist (listen)

ELVIS MCGONAGALL
one man & his doggerel

Poems

The first poem ever performed in public by Elvis. They'll have to drag Mr Beale screaming from Elstree to get rid of him.

Valedictory Haiku
Written In Anticipation
Of Ian Beale's Eventual Departure,
Please God,
From EastEnders

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Walford's codfather
Is swimming with the fishes
Goodbye, Mr. Chips